Thursday, July 22, 2010

Top 10 reasons why having a toddler is like being at a frat party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor inevery room. Three are in the bathtub
.9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has anycontrol over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down,someone's going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink
.4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you justhope it won't get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed withyou got there.

My sister- in -law sent this to me in an email and I thought it was pretty funny!

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